Atoun situation No 2:
Alternative Glossary:
| Aileron
- A hinged control surface on the wing that scares the hell out of
airline passengers when it moves. Alternate
Airport - The airport that no aircraft has sufficient fuel to proceed
to if necessary. Chart - Large
piece of paper, useful for protecting cockpit surfaces from food and
beverage stains . Chock -Piece
of wood the line boy slips in front of wheel while pilot is not looking. Cockpit-Area
in which the pilot sits while attempting to figure out where he is. Exceptional
Flying Ability - Has equal number of takeoffs and landings. Collision - Unplanned
contact between one aircraft and another. As a rule, collisions that
result in the creation of several smaller and less airworthy aircraft from
the original two Exceptional landing- The one that the aircraft can be used again.
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